The rules are simple. You can look but you can’t touch his smelly feet. Sounds easy enough until your best friend peels off his sweaty socks and stick his beautiful bare soles in your face. So close you can almost taste it. Almost! Hit the jump to watch the video!
You Can’t Touch His Smelly Feet
We’ve all been there. Our best friend is hanging out at your place and puts his shoes up on the table as he lights up a smoke. He sees you looking at his sneakers and apologizes for being so rude then quickly he takes them off. His damp socks fill the room with the smell of his 20 year old feet. You’re in trouble.
Your eyes are glued to his socks now. How can this be happening to you? You’ve been waiting to see his feet for ages but the smell is intoxicating. What are you going to do? Turns out this was all part of his plan. He’s seen you checking out his feet and thinks it’s funny. So he wore his dirtiest socks in his sweatiest shoes. If you’re going to look then you’re going to deal with his smelly feet too. This is going to be fun.
He tells you that you can look at his smelly feet for as long as he’s smoking that cigarette. You can look but you can’t touch. You agree.
And he starts teasing you. He pushes his socks closer to your face and the smell is overwhelming. But you’re able to control yourself. Until he peels off his socks and props his bare feet on the table. The smell is probably 10 times stronger with his bare feet in your face.
He chuckles when he sees the look on your face. He knows what this is doing to you and reminds you of the rules. You can look all you want as long as that cigarette lasts. You can look. But don’t touch.
Eventually he finishes his smoke and puts his shoes and socks back on his perfect feet. The game is over.
And neither of you mention it again.
Fuck.
Original video can be seen here.
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